Do you think all cruises are crowded pool decks and endless buffet lines that make you pile on weight? Think again! These cruise myths are as real as spotting a mermaid from your private balcony. But step on board, and you’ll discover that cruise ships are not overcrowded, not everyone is drunk and partying, and you get as much privacy as you desire.
True, some cruises get a bad rap for attracting only seniors or a partying crowd. Others may be pricey or kid-free. However, in my experience, the cruise experience depends on several factors I can control—cruise line, ship size, itinerary, and cruise type. Trust me, after years of sailing, I’ve seen it all—and those cruise myths? As believable as a mirage on the horizon.
Let’s debunk some of the biggest cruise misconceptions sailing the seven seas of misinformation. Get ready to throw these myths overboard and discover what cruising is really about.
Cruise Ships Are Overcrowded and Stressful
Imagine being crammed elbow-to-elbow with strangers on a packed pool deck. Sounds awful, right? Thankfully, crowded pool decks, buffet lines, and theaters are a thing of the past on cruise ships. Modern ship designs have improved traffic flow and created more extensive, spacious decks. You’ll also find quiet lounges and adult-only areas.
And don’t think larger ships with thousands of passengers create cramped spaces. The most modern cruise ships have spacious bars, large restaurants, and plenty of deck space.
Of course, there are exceptions to the rule. Ships for Alaskan expeditions, river cruises, and luxury yachts may have less square footage per passenger. However, even many small luxury cruise ships with fewer than 600 passengers can have a larger Passenger Space Ratio (PSR) than massive vessels.
There’s No Privacy on a Cruise
Let’s debunk the common misconception that cruises lack privacy. Cruise ships are floating resorts catering to everyone’s tastes. Want some privacy? You’ll find plenty of personal space areas—cozy lounges, private balconies, libraries, and adult-only pools. Plus, with room service available, you can enjoy a quiet meal in the privacy of your cabin.
Even on the busiest ships, you can find places to unwind and let your worries and cares float away. One of my best tips is to plan a port day on board. This way, you can get the pool to yourself and take advantage of spa discounts.
Remember, modern cruise ships are designed to cater to all needs—fun, enjoyment, and personal space.
You Have to Share Tables and Eat at Set Times
Worried about spending meal times with complete strangers at sharing tables? Don’t fret—this common cruise myth comes from older ships with limited space. Modern cruise ships offer a range of dining options, from cozy tables for a few guests to larger ones for a more social dining experience.
If you want a truly private, relaxing dining experience, consider booking a table for two in one of the specialty restaurants (note that these often require reservations and may have an extra charge).
Dining at a set time is another common misconception on cruises. Most cruise lines offer flexible dining times to choose from. Additionally, many cruise ships provide “anytime” or “freestyle” dining, where you can show up when you’re hungry or to avoid peak times. Check the cruise line’s FAQs to learn about their seating arrangements and dining options.
I like to arrive five or ten minutes after a set dining time. This way, most passengers will already be seated, and I can avoid the long lines and get a table faster. However, if you’re using flexible dining, it’s a good idea to check peak hours and plan around them for a smoother experience.
Forget what you’ve heard about all cruise cabins being the size of walk-in closets. Most modern ships feature spacious cabins, even in their budget cruise packages. I’ve found them functional, with innovative layouts that optimize storage. If you can afford a balcony cabin, you’ll have the freedom to sit outside.
Of course, even the most modern ships have small interior cabins. But these are usually on the cheapest cruise deals. This doesn’t mean you should stay clear of small cabins. If the cruise itinerary has many ports of call and shore excursions, you won’t spend much time in your cabin. This trick is a great way to save money on your cruise.
Here are cabin sizes you can expect depending on the room type and cruise line:
- Indoor cruise cabins: 165 to 186 sq. ft. (15.3 to 17.3 sqm)
- Outside cabin with a window or balcony: 160 to 220 sq. ft. (14.8 to 20.4 sqm)
Of course, luxury suites on cruise ships will be significantly larger and have amenities like a bathtub, second room, and balcony. You may get additional perks like a complimentary mini-bar, luxury toiletries, and concierge service.
Cruises Will Make You Gain Weight
One of the biggest cruise myths is that they make you pile on the pounds. Of course, I’ve read stories on cruise forums about people gaining 10 pounds on a seven-day cruise. But that’s from overeating at the all-you-can-eat-buffet, not the “all-you-should-eat” one. Also, many cruisers are less active during their vacation.
To avoid the myth becoming a big fat reality, choose several healthy dining options. Look for vegetarian and low-calorie dishes. And if you want to try a selection of different foods, stick to smaller portions.
I always stay active during the cruise to ensure my pants still fit at the end. Some of my tricks involve taking the stairs and hitting the gym daily. I’ve also enjoyed dance classes, Zumba, and jogging onboard.
Everyone on Board Will Be Drunk or Partying
A common cruise misconception is that the vessels are floating parties filled with drunk passengers. Remember, larger cruise ships cater to a range of passenger tastes. You can enjoy lively atmospheres in bars and nightclubs. But you can also find quieter lounges and places to relax.
Cruises also offer a range of evening entertainment options. Some fun evenings I’ve enjoyed onboard entertainment venues have included watching Broadway shows, comedy clubs, music concerts, jazz events, and cabaret.
You Can’t Cruise Alone
It used to be that single people rarely went on cruises, but today solo travelers are well-catered for. While you have to pay a single supplement, some cruise lines have introduced solo cabins designed specifically for one person. But it’s worth noting that they aren’t necessarily cheaper than a regular double cabin—you might still end up paying a premium for the convenience of having your own space.
As a solo traveler, I’ve found that cruises offer perfect opportunities to meet new friends. There’s always a vibrant social scene onboard, and many cruise lines offer onboard activities and meetups for solo cruise passengers.
Cruises cater to all travelers. They can be romantic getaways, a fun vacation for kids, and a fantastic experience for solo cruisers. There are also lifestyle and nude cruises if that’s your thing.
Cruising Is Only for the Wealthy
Contrary to popular belief, cruising isn’t a fancy vacation reserved for the rich. A wide range of cruise lines offer cruise packages for every budget. You can find great cruise vacation deals during off-peak seasons, last-minute bookings, and one-way repositioning transatlantic crossings.
From budget-friendly affordable options to luxury cruises on small ships, there’s a cruise to suit every pocket.
Cruises Are Truly All-Inclusive
Don’t believe the myth that cruises are all-inclusive. Many first-time cruisers wrongly assume that once onboard, everything is free. Nothing could be further from the truth. Cruise lines have mastered the art of emptying your wallet as soon as you step on the ship.
Of course, plenty of amenities are included in the price, along with the buffet and main dining area. However, you must pay extra for alcoholic drinks, sodas, specialty dining, spa treatments, shore excursions, and some attractions. So, unless you’ve got a drinks package, expect to pay around $11 for a glass of wine, excluding gratuities.
Related reading: The worst cruise rip-offs that will drain your wallet.
Cruises Are Only for Old People
The popular saying that cruises are for anyone “newlywed or nearly dead” is a lie. In the past, cruises were traditionally associated with seniors. In the last twenty years, cruise lines have built ships and designed cruise deals targeting a younger audience.
For example, some cruise ships I was recently on had zip lines, water parks, an ice rink, and bumper cars—hardly entertainment for grandma or grandpa.
I also discovered that the average age of cruise passengers is 46. So, the expression “life begins at 40” has taken on a new meaning in the cruise industry.
You’ll Get Seasick on a Cruise
Just because you suffer from motion sickness on a small boat or car doesn’t mean you’ll vomit on a large cruise ship. The cruise vacation reality is that motion sickness is rare on cruise ships. They are fitted with stabilizers to minimize swaying movements in rough waters. Also, the seas around the most popular cruise destinations—the Caribbean and the Mediterranean—are generally calm.
What if you’re prone to motion sickness and want to take a cruise? In that case, choose a midship cabin where there is less movement. Also, stock up on over-the-counter motion sickness meds.
Cruises Are Unsafe and Disaster-Prone
It’s a misconception that you’re likely to get robbed on board. This myth comes from high-profile incidents that make dramatic headlines. It’s good to remember that modern cruise ships have robust security systems—24/7 CCTV, security teams, and controlled access points.
What about illness outbreaks, mass food poisoning, or transmissible viruses? Cruise ships have top-class medical facilities, and staff follow strict health and hygiene standards. For example, a passenger showing signs of infectious diseases is assessed by medical personnel and confined to their cabin if necessary.
Cruising is one of the safest ways to enjoy a vacation. Modern cruise ships are built to rigorous standards and have some of the best navigation systems and fire safety protocols. For example, the muster drill is still vital before the start of every cruise.
Here’s an interesting statistic regarding cruise ship safety: The death rate per billion passenger miles is 0.08. Compare that to 0.8 for flying, 3.3 for road travel, and 11.9 for rail travel. Despite the Concordia disaster, cruise vacations are eight times safer than crossing the street in New York City.
You Must Dress Formally for Dinner
You’ll find that most large cruise ships don’t require tuxedos or formal wear for dining. Of course, some cruise lines still organize formal nights. And they have stricter dress codes for some specialty dining options. But on most ships, casual attire is acceptable for the buffet and main dining room.
Cruise lines such as Royal Caribbean, Carnival Cruises, and Norwegian Cruise Line have relaxed dress codes. But even though casual is OK, dining in skimpy clothing, your swimwear, or a dressing gown and slippers is a big no-no. This is considered unacceptable behavior on a cruise ship.
You’re Stuck Following the Cruise’s Schedule
Don’t believe the nonsense idea that you must follow a strict cruise schedule. You’re on a relaxing vacation, not signed up to boot camp. You can plan your day as you wish—even staying all day in your cabin. There is no pressure to participate in ship activities or shore excursions. You are welcome to book independent excursions and tour port cities on your own.
Of course, ports of call on the cruise itinerary can change due to severe weather or other circumstances.
Getting on and off the Ship Takes Forever
You’ll be surprised that embarking and disembarking is an incredibly smooth process. Cruise lines operate staggered disembarkation times to prevent bottlenecks. And tendering—when you go ashore on a smaller boat—is generally “plain sailing.” Of course, getting thousands of passengers off or on a ship takes time, but not as long as most people think.
Cruise Lines Don’t Care About the Environment
Some believe cruise ships are one of the worst forms of transportation for the environment due to carbon emissions. It’s true that they have a large footprint—one ship can emit as much carbon as thousands of cars. But it’s a myth that cruise lines do nothing about it. Many are investing in new technologies to lower their impact, even if not everyone agrees about the emissions problem.
Here’s what I’ve found out:
- Newer cruise ships run on cleaner fuel like liquefied natural gas (LPG)
- Most cruise lines have initiatives for recycling, waste management, and limiting single-use plastics
- Advanced water treatment systems reduce water waste and improve sustainability
- Many cruise ships switch to onshore power sources when in port
Cruises Aren’t for Families or Kids
Anyone believing the myth that cruise ships are not kid-friendly hasn’t seen the newest vessels. They’re packed with family-friendly amenities and facilities.
Major cruise lines have supervised clubs for toddlers, tweens, and teens. The newest ships have water parks, slides, zip lines, rock climbing walls, surf simulators, video games, skydiving simulators, themed parties, and food kids love.
Most adults on a cruise say they wish there were kids again to enjoy the fun.
You’ll Be Disconnected Without WiFi
Concerned you’ll set sail without access to your social media feeds and emails? No need—cruise ships are well-connected vessels with more than adequate WiFi for everyday scrolling, uploading pictures, and surfing.
What isn’t a myth regarding onboard WiFi packages is their cost. On some cruise lines, you can pay as much per day to stay connected as you would per month at home. So, shop around for prepaid WiFi deals before sailing. Or do what I do—catch up with social media when in port.
Cruises Only Stop at Tourist Traps
A common cruise misconception is that all cruises stop at overcrowded tourist traps and that cruising doesn’t include immersive cultural and historical exploration.
In reality, you can choose from many shore excursions and explore ports as much as you like. For example, many Caribbean cruises and Mediterranean voyages include hidden gems and lesser-known destinations. You may find yourself exploring small villages, off-the-beaten-path beaches or taking snaps of cultural landmarks.
I’ve found that many cruise lines offer a mix of popular ports and unique spots, such as private islands that are luxury retreats without pesky vendors. So, research your itinerary before booking to find some unexpected treasures on your trip.
I’ve found that booking excursions with independent tour operators is cheaper, fun, and an overall more immersive experience.
You’ll Feel Trapped on a Cruise Ship
Feeling trapped at sea is a common fear, but modern cruise ships are so huge you’ll soon forget you’re not on dry land. There are plenty of activities, entertainment, and amenities to stay busy on board. Also, most cruise ships sail between ports at night, so you’ll wake up in a new place each morning.
All Cruise Lines Are the Same
Each cruise line offers a different experience, catering to every type of traveler. If you’re looking for a party vibe, glamour experience, or exploration, you’ll find cruise lines specializing in those vacations. Here’s a list of what I’ve experienced on the major cruise lines:
- Royal Caribbean: Best for families who enjoy lots of activities and musicals
- Celebrity Cruises: Perfect for an upmarket, contemporary cruise experience
- MSC Cruises: Offers passengers a glitzy big ship experience in style
- Princess Cruises: The ships have something for everyone
- Norwegian Cruise Line (NCL): Ships are packed with fun-filled activities
- Holland America Line: Luxury cruising experience and one of the top choices for Alaskan adventures
- Silversea: The go-to choice for luxury small cruise ship voyages
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