Have you ever wondered what cheeky mementos you can smuggle in your luggage when leaving the cruise ship? Your last morning could become an exciting treasure hunt, discovering which keepsakes the cabin steward doesn’t realize are missing. But before packing…
Imagine the ship’s horn blaring, the crowd watching, and someone sprinting desperately towards the gangway, trying not to be left behind. This isn’t a sporting event—it’s a cruise passenger facing the nightmare of missing the ship. We’ve all seen the…
You’d think booking a cruise online is the easiest and most convenient way, right? With just a few clicks, you’re set to sail. But seasoned cruisers know a secret: cruise travel agents can unlock exclusive deals, better cabins, and extras…
Don’t be that cruise passenger everyone dreads! Whether it’s cutting in line, hogging chairs, or being overly noisy, there are unspoken cruise rules that guests should follow. By steering clear of these common mistakes, you’ll not only enhance your own…
Packing for a cruise is an exciting adventure in itself. But are you bringing the essential cruise items seasoned cruisers swear by? I’m not talking about sunscreen, a swimsuit, and your favorite flip-flops. It’s unusual items like magnetic hooks, a…
Imagine staggering back to your room after a few too many drinks. You climb the deck railing for that perfect selfie, then toss some trash overboard. Sounds fun, right? Wrong. In one reckless night, you’ve broken enough rules to get…
Do you think all cruises are crowded pool decks and endless buffet lines that make you pile on weight? Think again! These cruise myths are as real as spotting a mermaid from your private balcony. But step on board, and…
Do you want insider tips on what cruise brochures are too embarrassed to tell you? Let’s delve into the taboo world of what really happens onboard. From cheeky codewords and balcony shenanigans to going buff and sneaking drinks onboard, this…
After dreaming about the perfect cruise, your dreams can feel shipwrecked when docking at a terrible port. Instead of swaying palm trees and sandy white beaches, you find crowded streets, cars honking horns, mobs of street vendors, and general chaos.…
Think booking an “all-inclusive” cruise means you’ll never need to open your wallet again? Think again! Cruise lines have mastered the art of emptying your pockets from the moment you board. From overpriced drink packages to exorbitant prices in onboard…
Cruise line loyalty programs reward frequent cruisers with perks and savings. Imagine feeling like a VIP every time you set sail. You enjoy the luxury of priority boarding, free cabin upgrades, complimentary drinks, onboard credits, and access to exclusive events.…
Imagine, after months of planning your dream cruise, you’re at the cruise terminal, ready to board. But the wind is knocked out of your sails when security pulls you aside. You hear the dreaded words: “Sorry, these items are banned…